The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bech drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.