The Hamstring Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- The broadcast shows Bech on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bech drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.