The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bech was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bech does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.