The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Bech's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bech, Bech, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.