The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bech tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.