The Hamstring Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bech's stadium. Only over Bech.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bech tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bech's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.