The Snap Count Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- The QB looks at Bech exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bech's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.