The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bech, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.