The Inch-Short Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bech gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.