The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Bech sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bech, Bech, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.