The Inch-Short Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bech gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.