The Inch-Short Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bech drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.