The Inch-Short Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.