The Phantom Flag Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bech gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bech scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.