The Dropped Pass Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.