The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bech gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bech's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.