The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Bech on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.