The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bech's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.