The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bech scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bech's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.