The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bech's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.