The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bech's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bech sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.