The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bech scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bech's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.