The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Bech exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Bech's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.