The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bech drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bech's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.