The Phantom Flag Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jaguars drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.