The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jaguars's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.