The Late Scratch Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Jaguars scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Cam Little
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.