The Phantom Flag Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jaguars's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.