The Bad Spot Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jaguars's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Parker Washington
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- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.