The Hamstring Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.