The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.