The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Brissett takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
75%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.