The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.