The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brissett's stadium. Only over Brissett.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.