The Overthrow Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Brissett will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.