The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.