The Late Scratch Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Brissett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.