The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.