The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.