The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.