The Pick-Six Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.