The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brissett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.