The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Brissett: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Brissett is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.