The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brissett's stadium. Only over Brissett.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.