The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brissett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.