The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brissett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.