The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.