The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brissett will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.