The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.