The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Every deep ball Brissett throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brissett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.